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Jeremy's Chocolate Launches 'Micro-Aggression' Sized Bars

'Give It To Every Kid You Know This Halloween'

Jeremy Boreing, co-CEO and self-described “god-king” of conservative media outlet the Daily Wire, announced the launch of “micro aggression” sized chocolates as part of the outlet’s Jeremy’s Chocolate brand.

“Micro-aggression” sized Jeremy’s chocolates will similarly feature “SheHer” milk chocolate bars along with “HeHim” milk chocolate with nuts and come in bags of 22 traditionally “fun sized” pieces. Pre-orders will be available for Halloween this year.

Jeremy’s Chocolate’s new option follows a California college investigation into tenured history professor David Richardson for handing out the conservative media outlet’s chocolate bars during a late April open house.

“A college professor got suspended for handing out my delicious chocolate, so I’m making sure everyone can hand it out!” Boreing wrote, announcing the new product was available for pre-order.

“Give it to every kid you know this Halloween.”

“Jeremy believes every free American should have the right to hand out chocolate,” a Daily Wire representative told Timcast News. “That’s why you can get the delicious Jeremy’s HeHim & SheHer chocolate bars in micro-aggression size.”

Richardson, a self-described gay conservative, said the college’s human resources wrote a letter regarding the matter which was delivered “by a uniformed police officer” to his home on Monday in a statement to Just the News.

The State Center Community College District (SCCCD) informed Richardson, who has been employed at the college for nearly 33 years, that he had been placed on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into unspecified allegations of creating a “hostile work environment” along with reportedly harassing and discriminating against colleagues “based on gender.”

Richardson was previously under investigation regarding an October 2021 “pronoun etiquette” seminar held by a transgender-identifying chemistry professor. The history professor was reportedly seeking legal recourse against SCCCD regarding the previous investigation, Just the News reported.

In March, the Daily Wire announced Jeremy’s Chocolate, a product extension of the outlet’s Jeremy’s Razors brand introduced last year, featuring a milk chocolate bar along with a milk chocolate with nuts option similar to Hershey’s staple candy bar.

“The people asked and we answered,” said Boreing in a press release issued to Timcast News. “Thanks to Jeremy’s Chocolate, you can stop eating chocolate that hates you. Harry’s Razors hates you. Disney hates you. And now, Hershey’s hates you. As long as corporations and institutions across America continue to alienate half the country, The Daily Wire will continue building alternatives. Stop giving your money to woke chocolate companies that hate you.”

In March 2022, the Daily Wire launched Jeremy’s Razors in response to Harry’s Razors dropping their sponsorship from the outlet’s podcasts a year prior citing “values misalignment” regarding a statement from Daily Wire host Michael Knowles.

“Harry’s makes great razors. That’s why we’ve been proud to advertise them for years,” Boreing said of Harry’s Razor’s decision to drop the Daily Wire. “We know Harry’s doesn’t share our values. Who cares?”

“Economic decisions shouldn’t be political decisions.”

The Daily Wire introduced Jeremy’s Razors one year later when they released a three-and-a-half minute advertisement referred to as “The Greatest Commercial Ever.”

“Stop giving your money to woke corporations who don’t think you deserve their product,” says Boreing. “Give it to me instead.”

Along with Jeremy’s Chocolate, the Daily Wire’s brand has since expanded and introduced other men’s grooming products including shampoo, conditioner, and soap.

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