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Fauci Says Santa Will Be 'Good to Go' Because He Has Been 'Fully Vaccinated and Boosted'


Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, says that Santa Claus is “good to go” this year because he has been “fully vaccinated and boosted.”

Fauci has previously asserted that he vaccinated the Christmas icon himself.

“Santa already has great innate immunity,” Fauci said during an interview with USA Today . “This year he is even more protected because he has been fully vaccinated and boosted. Santa will be just fine and is good to go!”

The article went on to assert that “experts say your family should also take precautions like Santa Claus and the elves if you plan to gather this holiday season. People who are not fully vaccinated should wear masks in public, indoor settings, according to the U.S Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.”

USA Today’s bizarre article went on to say that “Dr. Greg Poland, professor of medicine and infectious diseases and director of the Mayo Clinic’s Vaccine Research Group, told USA TODAY he also serves as a special consultant to the North Pole.”

They quoted the doctor telling Santa Claus that “the latest research shows getting your booster shot “turns out to be the best possible thing you can do to protect yourself” against COVID-19 variants, especially if you are traveling worldwide.”

Last year, Fauci told children watching a Sesame Street collaboration with CNN aimed at promoting vaccines for young viewers that he had vaccinated him and “measured his level of immunity.”

“I took care of that for you because I was worried that you’d all be upset,” Fauci said.

“I vaccinated Santa Claus myself,” he added. “I measured his level of immunity and he is good to go.”

Last year, Fauci also told USA TODAY that Santa wouldn’t be at risk of “spreading any infections to anybody” due to his natural immunity.

“Santa is exempt from this because Santa, of all the good qualities, has a lot of good innate immunity,” Fauci said at the time.

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13 responses to “Fauci Says Santa Will Be ‘Good to Go’ Because He Has Been ‘Fully Vaccinated and Boosted’”

  1. AstroDuck says:

    FALSE!

    Our fact checkers found that Santa is fictitous.

    I think the CDC has to post their links everywhere fauci’s santa lies are.

    What does Jarule have to say about this?

  2. Devilsgun says:

    #MakeKrampusGreatAgain

  3. Devilsgun says:

    Santa will die of myocardisis mid- flight over Canada and drop off of the radar. Millions of sad jabbed kids won’t even get a lump of coal to keep them warm while they die of complications from the vaccine and it’s all because of this cunty shit-elf Faucci

  4. Firefly77777 says:

    Fauci is the most annoying, condescending and arrogant person to ever exist.

  5. pandusa says:

    Operator, well, could you help me place this call? RIP Jim Croce. You never lived to see your success but will be immortal though your music.
    Great music-Timeless…Ageless…always Relevant.

  6. pandusa says:

    Better STFU Fouci. Unbeknownst to you, Santa is presently arming his sleigh with: quantum
    and photon torpedoes, disrupters, pulse/ phaser cannons set on maximum. The elves and reindeer having heard about the” research facilities” and have been working on a secret weapon. But if it is not ready in time, they figure a barred cell with that Lector dude as roommate (for your protection against suicide) will have to suffice. Santa says “You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off that old lone ranger and YOU DON’T MESS AROUND WITH HIM. -Jim Croce…kinda

  7. jamessuraciart says:

    Instead of the traditional santa lie, we should all teach our kids that Santa is actually an evil demon that will eat their soul a little bit at a time on xmas any year that they are on his naughty list, and that parents get them presents to console them for the partial loss of their soul, and to give them something as a reminder of your disappointment, then tell them that Fauci is the one who let Santa (Satan?) out of Hell to help him torture puppies, torture monkeys, and stab children with needles! Just think, a couple generations from now, it will be a new tradition. Fauci and Santa could be the new boogieman that parents use to scare children, and parents would get credit for buying their kids presents!

  8. Rawdog says:

    Ok, now I KNOW that the CCP is writing these assholes’ speeches. They would talk this on all of the shows on CCTV.

  9. Stauffer6780 says:

    Can’t even leave Santa Claus out of their propaganda! You got to make sure you get to you somehow and I guess that Sesame Street wasn’t enough!

  10. wescom says:

    And he wastes his time on such nonsense. What’s wrong with retirement?

  11. alternativejk says:

    That explains why Dr Keebler is an Elf!

  12. HerrDoktor says:

    Because what’s one more lie, right?

  13. MontyLalado says:

    Tomorrow’s Headline: Fauci’s Maximum Pain Experiments on Reindeers Revealed!